Frequently asked questions
Write. That’s the short answer.
The longer answer is that you need to read a lot and write what you love to read. Write like your life depends on it. Find a community of writers whose work speaks to you.
What kind of writing? Apply to be a staff writer at a publication. Become a freelancer and get good at pitching. Pen a stellar novel, get an agent, sell it for a million bucks. Join an ad agency as a copywriter. Become a lawyer and bury your opponents in briefs. You have lots of options, but sometimes the sexiest-sounding jobs are the least fun in reality.
If it was easy, it wouldn’t feel so rewarding when we succeed.
When you go hiking, you don’t take the easiest route. You don’t choose the straight course on flat ground. You choose the challenging path with twists and turns, with boulders to climb—the path that ends with a breathtaking summit view.
I read a lot for a long time. I did a lot of hoping. Then when hoping didn’t work, I quit my job to write full time. Having no money and being desperate to pay my bills was pretty good motivation to sell my work.
I’m very bad at emails. But really, it could be for a lot of reasons:
- It’s possible that I missed what you sent me.
- You asked an open-ended question that I can’t answer easily.
- You asked to pick my brain, but I only have two brain cells left after 2020, and they’re busy telling each other that everything’s gonna be okay.
- You forgot the secret password.
- I’m busy, out in the field reporting, or sick of staring at screens.
- I set my computer on fire and pushed it in a small rowboat onto the nearest lake while chanting incantations from the shore.
- All of the above.
My settings block mentions from people who don’t follow me. This cuts down on stress for me, as it weeds out most trolls.
If it’s already published, try time travel. Short of that, there’s nothing you can do. Cool? Cool. Go off and enjoy your life.